Introducing . . . Princess Consuela Bananahammock

CONSUELA BANANAHAMMOCK…..AKA…PRINCESS CONSUELA BANANAHAMMOCK

Her day job is working as a biller in a hospital and at night she is the Heidi Fleiss of the Woodlands!

Consuela has a lot of trouble at her day job. She has been moved from department to department learning new skills of the hospital. She can due a lot of peoples jobs in the hospital except her friend Lola b/c Lola knows just as many jobs!!! She thinks people are threatened by her work ability…….and they should be!!!! She started as the assistant to the Buckethead CFO but that job fell through when the people from the dark crazy side sent her away! She is now a commercial biller!!! It’s ok but she does not get along with a couple of women from her department!! One of the women has been diagnosed with FUNGAPUSITIS!!! It is as gross as it sounds!!

As mentioned before she has a hard time getting along with some of the women in her department. She has one very best friend named Lola Poindexter. Many would say that they are attached at the hip. Consuela and Lola are not liked by the other people in the workplace. The older women are jealous of their beauty, personality, and work abilities. They stick together a lot to make it through all the drama caused by the old hags in the office.

Consuela loves her night job as the Madam of the Woodlands. She works at the same place Lola dances for, but she can not dance at the moment b/c she is knocked up by a man in the Italian Mafia. So while Lola dances she hooks up very prestigious business men with hookers around the club. We are talking big time celebrities that Consuela gets to rub elbows with. Before she got knocked up her and Lola lived the high life. Being able to meet all of these famous people we became the two hottest girls in town! We partied like rock stars!!!

Have no fears, Consuela is not settling down and marrying the guy she is pregnant by……..she really wants no part of the mafia!! But she does know that her and her baby will be taken care of forever!!!